Here's a peek at a very well-behaved, content baby.
The writers of "The Family Guy" need to come to our house and observe the actions of our toddler and her violent tendencies toward her mother to use as material for the ongoing Stewie vs Lois battle.
Abby's been fighting a cold the last few days; fever, cough, runny nose, lethargy, etc. Today, I knew she was feeling better because she started unleashing deliberate attacks on me!
On our way to dinner, I asked her, "Abby, are you hungry? Do you want to eat?"
She makes the sign gesture for eat, telling me she was indeed hungry. I grabbed a graham cracker and handed it to her, but she swatted it away, grabbed my hand, shoved it in her mouth and bit down hard on my fingers!
Moments later...I can't recall what I was doing...but a pacifier hits me hard on the cheek. It bounces back into Abby's lap, as she was sitting in her car seat. She picks it up and throws it again at my face, hitting me square on the nose! The force in which she used to fling the pacifier caused both of her feet to fly up in the air.
Is this juvenile coercion considered normal? When does this phase pass? It will pass....won't it?
Oh, as you all know, one of Abby's very first words was Belle-Belle. Today, she finally called out Tigger!
Oh, by the way, she's wearing new leggings by BabyLegs. They're little leg-warmers - like ones from the '80's, but pretty fashionable. Having these allow her to be able to wear skirts and dresses without scratching up her legs. And because they're not tights, diaper changes are super easy.
The test is called the Color Career Counselor, offered by CareerBuilder.com, and initial results are free. A more detailed report can be purchased.
The color test is based off of a patented Dewey Color System which is a validated personality testing instrument; the first to recognize the connection between personality and the four distinct color categories: Primary, Secondary, Achromatic, and Intermediate Colors. It claims to reveal who you really are - not who you believe yourself to be!
Anyway, my color preferences indicate that the occupation categories below best suit my personality and interests. I guess I'm lucky that being an engineer with a large corporation fits my personality decently enough!
BEST OCCUPATIONAL CATEGORY
You're an ORGANIZER
Key Words: Self-Control, Practical, Self-Contained, Orderly, Systematic, Precise, and Accurate
These conservative appearing, plotting-types enjoy organizing, data systems, accounting, detail, and accuracy. They often enjoy mathematics and data management activities such as accounting and investment management. Persistence and patience allows them to do detailed paperwork, operate office machines, write business reports, and make charts and graphs.
2nd BEST OCCUPATIONAL CATEGORY
You're a DOER
Key Words: Emotionally Stable, Reliable, High Energy, Practical, Thrifty, and Persistent
These adventurous types prefer action-oriented, concrete problems rather than dealing with thought-provoking, ambiguous, abstract dilemmas. Fields of interest include mechanical, construction, and outdoor careers. They might also enjoy working with machines, tools, and equipment to repair or build something.
1 packet (approx. 3 tablespoons) any instant hot chocolate mix
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 pinch chili powder
half-and-half creamer, to taste
DIRECTIONS
In a mug, mix the hot chocolate mix, cinnamon, and chili powder. Add hot water. Stir in chocolate syrup and creamer.
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